Could someone please make Har Mar Superstar famous? His tour opening for Weezer didn’t do it, and neither did his cameo in the Starsky and Hutch re-make. The tracks he wrote for J. Lo or Kelly Osborne went nowhere, and we have a feeling that his new single, “Tall Boy,” originally intended for Britney Spears before her management turned it down, won’t be changing his fortunes either. The paint-by-numbers pop tune leans far more ’03 than ’09, and Har Mar has made the, um, interesting decision to keep the original lyrics, leaving him looking for a “tall boy” to “get inside” of him. Good luck with that one.

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