Mr. T has this brilliant line in his 1984 motivational video, “Be Somebody, Or Be Somebody’s Fool : Sometimes you do something abso-ludicrous.” That’s how I feel about Biz Markie’s Weekend Warrior: Biz was the original hip-to-be-wack hip-hop guy, and any rapper who changes the pronunciation of his name to rhyme with “funkay” (“So Funkay”) has my vote. As hip-hop, Weekend Warrior is a travesty. As kitsch, it’s priceless. “